Ok. There are some rules to this spam story game. The rules are to change the story, gradually, so that it slowly fits in with the title. The story ends when I say THE END.
START:
To the west of the Hezzikins Kindom lies a foggy marsh. A long time ago David Bowman and Michael Jackson had a fight there, millions were killed, and once they were finished Jackson shot Bowman in the back and continued his infamous music career on Earth. Bowman made his way up to the house on the haunted hill and fell down the hill and into the horrible tar marsh where he was incased deep inside the tar where he lay in wait for a thousand years.
A thousand years later.
Albert, a science team, found the body. They brought it back to their under water lab where thay brought him back to life...