War of the most random posts ever!!!! 24 hour usage!

Yes, you read the title. It is the war of the random! You may get your cream pies ready-
*A pie goes splat against the wall directly behind Atlas*.
Who did that?!!! Anyways, fight as you will blah blah blah...
blah blah...
Go!!!




Oh my god!!! They've killed Isaac Coca Bi!!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

I walk up and shoot my previous self in the cranium. Sadly a piano falls ontop of me and I respawn nearby.

A giant beast walks up to my previous body and turns it into a pile of melted choclate & wax.

My new self does a dance for the god rah...

I do the Robot which causes my friend to get Expelled and Germany to Explode causing Russia Tlo eat Alaska While Great Brittain Sings "Mary had a Little Lamb" and mario will um...yeah....Nvmnd Sonic which will make nuckles eat You Tube And Every one Evacuate to Australlia as America Consumes Canada Becoming even more obese so then Pluto experiences Spontanious Combustion and Venus scares Jupiter causing it to scream.It's breath smells so badly, the sun passes out causing a black hole, which, in turn consumed Homer Simpson, and thus achieving World Peace.

LOL. You win that round!

Round Two:

I use a machine gun to smash up a radio that told me to kill mybest friend who had killed my cat called Candy. This caused a galactic war that ruined world peace for the comunists and it turned out all right in the end.b Except for the fact that the G-Man out of Half-Life 2 died in a car accident in the Atlantic ocean. His widow Mary Jane stated that he was a kind man, but he had a habbit of stalking a man called Gordon Freeman. Who is in the Titain police custody for killing himself with what appeared to be a fish stick.

Two days later Alfred Hitchcock appeared in the secret under water white house to solve all of our economic problems. He then flew off to Japan where he raised an army Mole men who's only wish were to make humanity join an inter galactic comune. Sadly humanity agreed.

Beat that Jonny!

A cat named bob as bored so he murdered himself with a fork causing the economy to go boom and all the crud buckets spilled as crabs went on strike because Chef Suki was over-cooking dog ears as a black Widow wins the daytona 500 which makes Axl Rose's head explode bringing hitler to life. Stuy Griffen then kills Mario achieving world Domination untill Mickey mouse yellz "Itz Peanut Butta Jelleh Timez!!!!!!" Simba then bites Sonic who destroys Horuk causing the strip clubs in Las Vegas to puke Coffee. Cats lick up the coffee as dogs beat Michael Jackson in basket ball because he kept playin with the balls . I laugh.

Horuk is rebuilt by a cosmic force known as "The Light of Eternal Lights" to some, but to others like Morgon Freeman it is known as "JJ". JJ and Morgon Freeman grew up together in the Northon Titain city of Las Fernando. That was owned by billionare Fernando Lucos Muchos. JJ met Fernando's daughter Maria Muchos in the Malibu club there, also owned by Fernando. It was love at first sight. Although she had bad eye sight she still loved the sooving sound of his voice. Two days later they were wed in a Las Fernando church based in a casino called Pin Babado. Fernando later died, leaving JJ and Maria 2000,4444,236 million space credits in his will. I would just like to add that JJ and Maria had to travel all the way to the end of the univers to get to Fernando's will. They lived the high life. With their money they reastablished control over Scaro (a planet that features in the "hit" British TV series known as "Doctor Who") and donated a nickle to "Helped the Aged" charaty. That later blew up after eating a beef burger. Sadly Maria died after having their 6000th child after giving out their 5999th. JJ was heart broken! He left Titain and travled down to Earth where he stayed at his old friend Morgan Freeman's mansion. Sadly Morgan was having a marsion child called Crypto Sparidion. So JJ was forced to leave as Morgan's husband, Ricky Sparidion, was getting angry and started eating butlers. So JJ was on the road. With his millions. What could he do? But it suddenly occured to him. Invest.

Alfred Hitchcock was still fighting priminister Gordon Brown over who could eat the last biscuit. So, as usual, the nuclear war had lasted for almost 6 years. JJ decided to invest 2000 credits into Alfred Hitchcock. This was a big mistake as the English Police arrested him two hours after he gave in the check. JJ was tortured, hung, eaten by a giant fish and transported to the highest mountain in the Atlantic ocean, that was called Rikargo, where he brought into the temple of Shang Mangy. A man of peace and love. For the next 16 years JJ took part in the teaching of Shang Mangy. He learnt there how to leave his body and become a greater being. This was when he became "The Light of Eternal Lights". He showed Shangy Mangy his gratitude by mutilating Shangy's body and sinking his mountain and temple into the sea where a giant gold fish called Goldy protected it from mermaids called Norkydorkytalkywalkystalkymorkys.

JJ became a powerful being and watched over his children. He made sure that they went to school and got proper jobs in his great temple planet Grylex. Where the green people there worshiped them and their tech. Very few people knew about this planet as it was hidden in a fog of dead ducks. Who travled that way from Hezzikins during the winter months. Very few could hold their breath for long and died.

JJ later married a ghost called Wendy. And they lived happily ever after in a cottage in South America. Destination Classified.

Next time on Atlas Coca Bi's "Light of Eternal Lights Story" we will be visiting the moon where people with breathing problems take part in holding their breath in space. And also we visit the Punjab river where a U.F.O has been spotted.

um...hmmm.... You are good young grass hoppa, but not good enougj!!!





I like Pie

Welcome back to the show.

Near by the Punjab rivers in India. A U.F.O has been spotted by locals. It was said to have been the shape of a frying pan. With razor sharp teeth and a big lazer atached to the bottom of it. Many have been spotted aroun the world recently. What are they here for? What do they want? The awnser to that is "High School Musical 3"!!! So the military had them shot. Although Fans of "HSM" are angred by the sight no mersy was shown when the were released into space.

Talking about space-

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This program has been interupted by a special news buliton:

"Giant rock monsters are atacking the Earth! They've killed my camera crew-".
*Silence*.
"So it is official, the United Nations are planning to-".
*Static*.
"So it is important to get into your nearest evacuation pod before they drop the nuclear-".
*Static*.
"Oh my God!!!".
*Screaming and growling*.
"We've just made it into an underground shelter!", the reporter states "It will protect us from the bombs but I'm not sure if it will protect us from the creatures-".
*Static*
*Exsplosion heard*.
"My eyes!", person (not reporter) heard screaming "My be-".
*Another exsplosion heard, only louder*.
"All dead....except me *cough*", reporter slowly fades away "I'm not sure how long I'll last down here but....I'll try to-".
*Static, comunication ends*.
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That was Jimmy Parsons reporting for BBC news.

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Imma little teapot short and stout!!! Here iz mah handlez here iz mah spoutz!!

Ah!!! Daleks!!!
*Zap!!!*
Dumb Daleks!

Shaka laka ding dooooooooooooooong!!!!

What in gruds golden stockings?!!!

Piiieee

An aeroplane crash lands into a piglet ranch killing six houses a damaging twelve people in its way. Oh and Jonny, I know you know Whogo on a more pesonal bases. And that you live in the UK. He told me.

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nein!!!!

Neit!

Anyways:

Earth was in a time of terror and war!!!! Mankind was frust into an intergalactic war against the evil Stevies! A race of aliens that live on a distant planet known only as "Stevie Land". But a faction of good Stevies fought with mankind and a dozen of other races against the horrible evil Stevies!

Japan, Capital City, 2010, Space Odissy Continued.

"Colonel!", Judge Judy shouted "Stop annoying me in my TV court room!!!" She slams her hammer onto the table.
"Sorry, but may I state-".
"I told you to stop shouting!!!" Judy slams the hammer down again.
"Thats it!!!", the Colonel shouts out "your dead Judge Judy!!!!" he pulls out a lazer gun and fires blazes of electricity at her.
*Bzaam!!!!!!!*.
Judge Judy in reduced to Carbon Dioxide. Japan is freed from McDonalds evil clutches!!!!

This was a Rico Harkwood production. It was made in the year 2008ad. I would just like to say that only 100 animals were killed. All of them were pandas. There are now two pandas left in the world. They are both males.

Judge Judy-Rose Beaker.
The Colonel-David Crawford
Carbon Dioxide-hERSELF.

?? and ??: "Glub! Gub glub! glub glub!!"
??: " Look over there! It's a coral reef!!"
Charlie: "Hey look it's you guys......................... And your floating."
Blue: "We're scuba diving, Charlie!"
Pink: "Yeah! We're exploring the depths of the ocean blue!!"
Charlie: "..." "Well go away. I'm trying to watch t.v"
Pink: "Oh no!! It's a School of poiseness Fughu Fish!"
Blue: "Fughuuuu"
Charlie: "Yeeaaahhh...gotta watch out for those...now go away."

*Bright light, pink and blue pulled towards vortex on charlies back*
Pink: "The vortex is open!"
Blue: "Its pulling us in!!"
Pink: "Swim away ,Fughu fish, Swin awaay!!"
Blue: "Fughuuuuuuuuu!!!!!"
* Flash!!! They're gone*
Charlie :" Guys? er..um...girls? ?I'm uh- I do- I'm not really sure what you two are."
*Flash, Blue is half in Charlie's Back"
Blue: "Charlie! We got the amulet! Charlie!"
Charlie: "what amulet?! Whats going o-"
Blue: " The amm uu ll ee tt!!"
"Sparkle, Sparkle!"
Pink:" Sparkle sparkle!"
Blue : "Ammmuuuullleeetttttttttt."
*Nothingness.Another flash and they're back"
Pink:" We did it! We got the amulet!"
Blue: "Now we must return it to the bannana king!"
Charlie: "No way. I'm tired of the horrible things that happen when your around!"
*pink and blue swell up mthen deflate*
Pink: " But you must!!"
*Pink is floating*
Blue: "The bananna king is counting on us Charlie! If we don't help him, the vortex will open and let out a thousand years of darkness!"
Pink: "Noo oo oo!! Daknessss"
*Vortex opens and octopus entacles come out*
Charlie: " Alright alright i'll go!!"
*Vortex closes*
Pink and blue: "Yayy!!"
Pink: "Darkness!!"

.......iuhu....niet...

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i got it out!! and without any brain damage-amage-amage-amaaaage...!

Keep it cool. Keep it cool. Keep it cool!
I said keep it cool!!!
Shut up David!

"Hello boys and girls," a random old lady says softly "I am only twenty five....and look what happens if you use tooth paste on your skin..."

"That was weird, Joe said", Joe said.
"Why do you keep saying things in third person? Jack asked" Jack asked.
"Because its the official language of the-"
BLAM!!! a missile blew up the entire building. Only Joe was killed.

FIN.